i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

I was at work for 11 hours and 30 minutes today
Fuck me, my legs are deeessttrrroooyyyeeedddd

You can tell how dangerous a person is by the way they hold their anger inside themselves quietly.
― (via winterkristall)


If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

  • Literally everyone: What kind of butler are you???
  • Sebastian: hella
  • me: what's your ethnicity
  • white: 10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain and 100% reason to remember the name
  • cruel-kaworus-thesis:

    But seriously, if you say “corset scene” every anime fan in the world knows what scene you’re talking about.